wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
- (via sensitizes)
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
You know what I’m sick of? People excusing Justin Bieber’s behavior because he’s a nineteen-year-old boy. Last time I checked, it was a bunch of nineteen-year-old boys who stormed Normandy and freed France from Nazi occupation.
jesus christ that fucking puts it into perspective
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes